Dodo Internet Fart

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Dodo Internet Fart

Postby Inscrutable » Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:12 pm

Hi folks.

If anyone was wondering what happened to the servers yesterday... DODO internet happened.

The idiots at Dodo cut off our internet WITHOUT ANY WARNING and left it in a completely
useless state (NO ADSL at all) for 22 hours. They were unable to explain, and the various
idiots on their technical support line made a series of inconsistent and conflicting diagnoses.
NONE OF THEM APOLOGISED for abruptly killing our internet, without warning (as they had
promised to do via SMS prior to roll-over), nor could they explain or correct the issues.

So we were left without working internet yesterday, and wasted over three hours trying to
get an explanation or fix from the Dodo technical munters.

Without explanation or fanfare, our internet was restored at 9:30 this morning, presumably
now running the DODO connection. I suspect they had to wait until business hours to send a
technician in to UNDO THE DAMAGE they did when attempting to transfer us in the Bathurst
Street exchange.

In addition, they appear to have completely forgotten about the FREE ANDROID TABLET that
their sales rep "Rhys" offered to me as a deal sweetener when I signed up. We will be making
a written complaint about Dodo's unethical, pushy marketing and misleading claims to the
Telecommunications Ombudsman. Dodo are slimy, shifty and untrustworthy.

I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND DODO INTERNET. THEIR STAFF ARE IDIOTS, and
THEIR SALES PEOPLE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. THEY DO NOT ISSUE ANYTHING IN WRITING.
MsI and I are already very disappointed with Dodo Internet, and will be doing our best to
get out of this stupid contract with them. They are ASSHOLES, and they don't do what they say
they will. I haven't even had a chance to test the connection speed/reliability yet, but on the
basis of my experiences so far. they can all fuck off and die.
Spout is gone for good :( But from the ashes of several projects arises Sponge
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Re: Dodo Internet Fart

Postby NIN3 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:42 pm

They die like dodo birds.....
I was gonna post a forum picture here, but it took up half the page :D
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Re: Dodo Internet Fart

Postby MsInscrutable » Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:52 pm

I have been wondering why DODO chose an extinct by over exploitation avian as their mascot...
I have come to the conclusion that that is how they regard their customers. :evil:
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Re: Dodo Internet Fart

Postby nitwity » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:58 pm

And this is why I use Adam internet xDD
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Re: Dodo Internet Fart

Postby ScruffyRules » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:57 pm

nitwity wrote:And this is why I use Adam internet xDD

Ahaha same.
This isn't even remotely funny!
[22:27] inscrutable wrote: So i throw random stuff into crucible for laughs.
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