The Chickens of Evil!

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The Chickens of Evil!

Postby MsInscrutable » Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:25 am

A long time ago (pre Boo! update), I started playing Minecraft and was still running screaming from creepers.

I will make a castle, I thought to myself, a high tower with a cactus wall to keep the creepers out, and I will be safe...

6th floor of tower, I notice a chicken watching me, sitting on the 1 block wide dirt scaffolding I built to do fancy bits on outside of tower.

Cute, I thought, and kept building. After all, Chickens are not dangerous mobs like creepers, right?

Not so cute when the little clucker pushed me off the scaffolding to my virtual death, and then added insult to injury by flapping down to land unharmed to land on my corpse as the Respawn or Ragequit screen flashed before me!

And that, my friends, is why chickens are evil, but only in Minecraft.
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Re: The Chickens of Evil!

Postby Clarrisani » Fri Mar 09, 2012 5:35 am

Could be worse. Punch a chicken in Zelda and see what happens. ;)

As for Minecraft chickens, Spider and I have had a long history of egging each others houses. I DARE someone to walk into one of our houses after the other has egged it. Being crushed to death IS possible.
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